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Th Official ASIS Farewell

It’s “Actually” over You may consider this the final posting of the self-proclaimed-at-just-this-very-moment “most popular website in the history of the Port City and it’s surrounds”. It’s been a solid run, but the whole thing has kind of run its … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: Knockout Punch

By far the most submitted donk on ASIS.  This punch of ghetto goodness was most commonly seen at the Super 1 foods on Shreveport Barksdale, where, either the owner of this fine conveyance works, or they sell cans of the cars … Continue reading

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From the ASIS Cutting Room Floor

As Seen in Shreveport get a lot of submissions over the course of a week.  Some are pure gold, some are above average and can be salvaged with a little the ASIs special brand of hilarity, and some are so … Continue reading

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Deer Standing Water

Should the great flood come or an 8 point with an inboard/outboard show up, this man is prepared. [As Seen in Shreveport by Lynn and Betty]

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Great Reception

Air condition and and cable tv!  If it’s got FREE HBO and a free continental breakfast this thing can pass for a Motel 6. [As Seen on I-20 by Debbie]

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Bumper to Bumper Traffic

This may be the only time that the bumper is more of a hazard than a safety precaution. [As Seen Downtown by Angie]

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Piece of Sh!t Car

If your car is a piece of shit, might as well go ahead and own up to it. [As Seen on North Market by Keri]

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Meet the Red River Blues Man

Now appearing daily at the Stoner Boat Launch, playing the hottest beats (and likely singing incoherently above them) in town while using his antennae on his immaculately kept Towncar to broadcast to, what I assume by the size of that thing, … Continue reading

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Undercover Mother

When forced by woman to purchase a soul crushing “family-friendly vehicle”, man must make the most of the circumstances and even effort to blend in with his surroundings. [As Seen on Youree by Jenny]

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In a Red State

This truck could only be more redneck if there was a domestically battered female hanging out of the passenger side window, a meth lab in the truck bed, and it was pulling the fiery wreckage from the Lynyrd Skynard plane crash. [As … Continue reading

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