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The Best of ASIS: The Giving Tree

A personal favorite…everything about this picture is great, from his name to his startling resmblance to the logo of the company he works for. Much respect, Crayon. Some corporate types might scoff at the notion of hiring someone like this, … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: Hail to the Chief

Any political candidate whose backbone of his campaign is fake secret service guys and Superior Margaritas has my vote. It seems I underestimated the seriousness of the Presidential campaign of Bossier used appliance dealer Anthony Tubbs.  No, he doesn’t have … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: The Doctor is In

THIS POST….120 comments deep. Im not sure how many of those were from the voices in her head. Either way, she is a Port City originial and an ASIS legend…the doctor will see you now. Dr. Quels…holding steady in that … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: A Tasteful Display of Yuletide Cheer

Merry Christmas from ASIS, and from our neighbor who doesn’t quite know when enough is enough. This was completely within decorating limits until you broke out the large ball ornaments for the tree…thats just tacky. [As Seen on Rutherford by … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: The Drive-Thru Rascal

The first of many signtings of people with limited mobility finding the strength, against incredible odds, to make their way to the nearest drive-thru liquor store in order to be handicapable of getting their drink on. When you want to … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: This Week in Bossier

Short, sweet, somebody punched a baby.  It was just another day in Bossier. Sometimes, when you are stuck in Bossier, you just have to punch a baby… A Bossier City man is in jail after Christus Schumpert medical personnel treated … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: SpaghettiOMySweetLord

ASIS was just in its infancy when this little gem showed up in our inbox…that’s when I knew that I was on to something and that the masses of the Port City and beyond needed to be made aware that such contraptions … Continue reading

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Fashion Weak

How does the optometrist know you need glasses without even testing you?  When you show up dressed like this to his office. [As Seen at Vision-One in Mall St. Vincent by Garrett]

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Shreveport Social Media Has Reached Its Apex

Not seen in Shreveport….yet. Do you yearn for a place within the confines of social media where you and you friends can reminisce about the qualities and nuances that make your hometown what it is?  Do you wish for a … Continue reading

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Wagon (4) Wheel

How you recognize a redneck with a wife and three kids who is in the throws of a midlife crisis. [As Seen in Haughton by Patricia]

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