Category Archives: Best of ASIS

Th Official ASIS Farewell

It’s “Actually” over You may consider this the final posting of the self-proclaimed-at-just-this-very-moment “most popular website in the history of the Port City and it’s surrounds”. It’s been a solid run, but the whole thing has kind of run its … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: BREAKING: Shreveport City Councilmen Will Be Killed, Says Two Crazies

The Shreveport City Council gave untold gems to ASIS, and I thank our city’s leaders for that. I am also thankful that the Roberts Rules of Order bend for no man, even a prophet. Even though he was there foretelling … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: This Week in Bossier

Pretty muc the greatest arrest photo ever taken. That’s what true commitmet and maximum effort looks like…and Im sure the Bossier police did a fine job as well. All you can really say is that he left it all out … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: And Now for a Special Dance Number

Upon this video appearing on the site, hundreds of Shreveport fathers took their sons out to play catch, cooked them a steak dinner, and them snuck them into a local gentleman’s club…just to make sure. Don’t worry, they’ll butch up … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Over the course of the site, there were several instances of “passed the hell out in public” but this one is the undisputed champion…fetal position, a comforting arm between the legs, literally in the gutter or thereabouts, in the middle … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: My Big Fat Greek Eyesore

Ah the Greeks, a people who come from a country that is fiscally bankrupt, but rich in breads, cheeses, and gaudy yard ornaments. I mean, what the hail, Caesar?! [As Seen on Arthur St. in Broadmoor]

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The Best of ASIS: I’m Lovin It

So much going on here…no pants, shirt/shoe coordination dispite said lack of pants, and I don’t even what to make of that individual in the backgroun. All in all, just an enhanced dining experience at your local McDonalds. Say what … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: We Can All Dream: The Shreveport MLK Parade in Pictures

Always an ASIS favorite…documenting all of the pomp and circumstance of the Downtown Martin Luther King parade and the festive elements it attracts. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream of racial sensitivity and equality among all God’s children…however, you … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: A Dance for the Weekend

Hands down the most oft submitted video to the ASIS inbox.  Now the Berney has swept to the far corners of the universe, but I like to think that the genesis of it all began here. ASIS endorses any local … Continue reading

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The Best of ASIS: AmHAIRica

In the Port City you can kill two birds with one stone, gettin’ your hair did and givin’ a shout out to America all in one sitting. Holla! This is why the terrorists will never win. Our forefathers are throwing … Continue reading

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