Archive for February, 2010

Why’d You Have to Go and Paint Over the Wood Panelling Like That

February 26, 2010

Nothing is going to boost your tattoo studio’s street cred like advertising on a sensible family station wagon.  Parking in front of the Hobby Lobby probably doesn’t help much though.

[As Seen at Hobby Lobby on E. 70th by Brandi]

This Week in Bossier

February 25, 2010

Ah, teen hijinks involving underage drinking, drugs, and general prankery.  If only Michael Cera was available to deliver the story in a dry monotoned voice.
Two teenagers were arrested Saturday night for cruelty to juveniles and contributing to the delinquency of juveniles.
According to the Bossier Parish Sheriff’s Office, Zacharey T. Rushing, 18, who is homeless, and Bryce A. Leon, 17, [...]

Direct Flights to Redneck Paradise, Now Available

February 24, 2010

Rejoice o people of the Port City, your cries have been heard, your prayers have been answered, and your insatiable hunger for homemade fudge and the melodic guitar picking fingers of Roy Clark has been satiated…direct flights from Shreveport to Branson are now avaliable.
Shreveport Regional Airport announced Monday that it will provide non-stop service to [...]

Mean Muggin’

February 23, 2010

ASIS, inspired by great moments in mugshot history, will now feature a weekly segment that, thanks to the magic of the internet and the good people at the Caddo Correctional Center,  some of the finer photos of abrupt incarceration.  Enjoy.

Kanika Evans, arrested for theft…likely because her hair has stolen the hearts of an American nation [...]

Jumping the Shark

February 23, 2010

On their own, each of these vehicle accessories are fairly harmless, but when combined they are an unstoppable force of utter fail to be reckoned with.

[As Seen at Golden Corral on Youree by Aaron, Dusty, and Christina]

Urban Cowboy

February 22, 2010

After a long day riding the dusty trails, cowboys appreciate WalMart’s everyday low prices just as much as the next guy.  Now where to park that horse…

[As Seen at Walmart on Westport by Gabe]

The Handican

February 22, 2010

I was not aware that hoarding was an acceptable and recogizable handicap in today’s society.  I stand corrected.

[As Seen at Mall St. Vincent by Nico]

Finish Him!

February 19, 2010

This paint job is what you might call a “Flawless Victory”
[As Seen on Bert Kouns by Jeremy]

Because Baby Jesus Peeing on a Chevy Logo Was a Little Sacrilegious

February 18, 2010

Thanks to the accompanying eyes, Ill assume that he is referring to “Old Testament, fire and brimstone, walk in the wilderness oh ye of little faith” God.
[As Seen on Youree at FedEx by Ashley]

Mean Muggin’

February 18, 2010

ASIS, inspired by great moments in mugshot history, will now feature a weekly segment that, thanks to the magic of the internet and the good people at the Caddo Correctional Center,  some of the finer photos of abrupt incarceration.  Enjoy.

Mario Cardell Blake, booked on charge of obscenity…uses side of his head as a second form [...]