Love is a many splendored thing…but sometimes not even that is enough to keep you from stabbing your betrothed in the butt with a steak knife during an argument.
A Haughton woman was arrested this weekend after an argument led her to stab her boyfriend in the buttocks.
According to the Bossier Parish Sheriff’s Office,Lisa Scott Nalepa, 48, of the 5200 block of Blue Royale, was taken into custody for domestic abuse/aggravated battery Sunday.Nalepa was arrested after Bossier Sheriff’s deputies were sent to her residence on a domestic disturbance call.
When the deputies arrived, Nalepa and her 10-year, live-in boyfriend were still arguing.
The boyfriend told deputies he and Nalepa were arguing over a cell phone when Nalepa stabbed him in the buttocks with a two-inch steak knife. Deputies say the boyfriend had a visible one-half inch gash on his buttocks.
What an idiot. You don’t use a knife in a fleshy area like the buttocks. Obviously your first choice is a forked item. Amateur.
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you just can’t make this stuff up. SUCK IT, MONROE!