Archive for September, 2009

This Week in Bossier

September 30, 2009

You’re driving home from a long day…its awfully nice out.  Why not roll the windows down, retract that sunroof, let the winds of early Fall blow through your hair.  Just watch out for naked passers by who will jump into your moving vehicle and attempt to scratch your eyes out…
It was just before midnight Sept. 8. [...]

Who’s Awesome?…

September 29, 2009

 
…you’re awesome.

[As Seen on Airline by Stephen]

There’s a Reason You Work There

September 29, 2009

Congratulations…by the looks of your helpful memo, you seem very qualified to work at this gas station.

[As Seen on Barksdale by Starla]

Stars in Shreveport: James Woods Loves Glazed Ham

September 28, 2009

James Woods…degenerate Vegas pimp, white supremacist, namesake of High School in Family Guy, connoisseur of cured meats

[As Seen off of Southfield by Brandon]

A Dignified Advertisement

September 28, 2009

When selling cars, its important to maintain a sense of professionalism while relating to the type of consumer you are wishing to attract.  Consider the above a successful demonstration of that approach.
[As Seen in Shreveport by The Pacer]

The Drive-Thru Rascal

September 27, 2009

When you want to get your drink on, sometimes you must attack the Liquor Store drive-thru by any means necessary.

[As Seen on E. 70th by David]

That Not-So-Fresh Feeling

September 25, 2009

How fresh can ones ride really be when it is broken down on the side of the road with discount whitewalls.
[As Seen on I-49 by David]

Adventures in Shreveport Craigslist: Orange You Glad You Got Lambo Doors

September 24, 2009

I guess curb feelers and mudflaps would have been a little too gaudy.  Holla indeed.

IM SELLING MY CHEVY FOR 6500 HOLLA IF YOU ARE INTERESTED LOSTS OF EXTRAS TANGERINE ORANGE HOK OVER GOLD TEXT OT CALL 318-737-8678

This Week in Bossier

September 24, 2009

Desperate times call for deperate measures…why else would you steal money from your sick, nursing home living, fixed income having Grandma.
A Haughton man was arrested Monday on six counts of forgery, resulting in nearly a $4,000 loss for a local bank, according to a news release from the Bossier Parish Sheriff’s Office.
Phillip Scott Hoffman, 27, of the [...]

Classic Shreveport: Diary of Several Mad Black Women

September 22, 2009

You enter a black woman’s hair salon in the Port City and attempt to rob it, you do so at your own risk and inevitable bludgening with table legs and curling irons.

[As Seen in Shreveport by Lecie, Kristen, and Jessica]