Archive for August, 2009

An Inevitable Paint Job

August 31, 2009

The flaming skulls and gold lamay crosses encrusted with rhinestones could not be expected to be limited to only t-shirts forever.  Eventually the evolution had to extend to all facets of life…behold the next logical step in total douchebaggery.

[As Seen at Eastridge CC by Kris]

SpaghettiOMySweetLord

August 28, 2009

Let me take my hat off to you, master of the tomato and circular noodles (and if Im lucky delicious pieces of hot dog).  You have set the standard by which all Port City donks are measured from here and for all time.  I bow to your commitment to the meal that sustained us all [...]

This Week in Bossier

August 27, 2009

All Affliction shirts will be flying at half mast this week across the river…for “Mr. Bossier City” has passed on to that great Rockin’ Rodeo in the sky.
Mr. Bossier City is gone. Col. Neil Yarborough passed away at the age of 93 Thursday…Yarborough has been called by many as “Mr. Bossier,” because of his family’s [...]

What’s Up Doc?

August 27, 2009

The spirit of Friz Freleng is probably thrilled that his life’s work is being commemorated on the trunk of an ‘83 Caprice.
[As Seen on Old Minden by Patrick]

The Loneliest Tiger

August 26, 2009

I know you’re excited about college football season starting, but when you start triple dipping your favorite team’s gear (those socks are so unnecessary) in anticipation, then you cheer for that team alone.
[As Seen at Louisiana Downs]

Questionable Freshness

August 25, 2009

The most over the top commitment to a juice based beverage we’ve seen since those kids in the Sunny D commercials.

[As Seen off of Youree by Tricky]

Death Smiles at Us All…

August 25, 2009

…all a man can do is smile back…or outfit his sled in anticipation.
[As Seen in Downtown Shreveport]

Some Headlines Write Themselves

August 24, 2009

“Hello ladies, would you like to touch my obvious sexual innuendo.”
[As Seen at Pub Crawl, Downtown]

Spreading the Love

August 24, 2009

Call me old fashioned, but Im not sure its appropriate to publicly advertise a Pastor/Wife love day, and I certainly don’t want to know how Missionary falls into the celebration.
[As Seen on Youree by Rachel]

Well Hello There Kitty

August 21, 2009

I almost expect of flood of rainbows and Japanese school girls to come tumbling out when you open the doors.

[As Seen on Airline by Darla]