Mean Muggin’

Posted March 12, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Mean Muggin', Shreveport Times

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ASIS, inspired by great moments in mugshot history, will now feature a weekly segment that, thanks to the magic of the internet and the good people at the Caddo Correctional Center,  some of the finer photos of abrupt incarceration.  Enjoy.

Tomas Anthony Guyer, arrested for no liability insurance, violation of registration provisions, switched plates, failure to register vehicle…the Devil made him do it, naturally.

[As Seen in the Shreveport Times]

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Shameless Plug

Posted March 12, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Blog News

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In my ever increasing attempt to shamelessly promote myself at any and every turn, Ill be on 99X today with midday man Gabe at around 1:30.  More than likely, they’ll try to fit me in between double shots of Nickleback and Daughtry.  Do tune in, won’t you.  You can listen in to my hastily prepared jokes and snide comments about Bossier here.

UPDATE:  Interview postponed…probably going to do it same time and place Monday.

No Justice, No Peace

Posted March 12, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Cross Lake, Signage

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His exploits have already been documented here, but thisnew development in campaign stategy is something we should all get behind.

[As Seen in Cross lake by Harry]

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Leave No Doubt

Posted March 11, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Gilbert

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Mom, own your lot in life before it owns you. 

[As Seen on Gilbert by Ethan]

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The Wolfpack Has Found Legal Representation

Posted March 10, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Bert Kouns

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I’d hate to face him in court because I would imagine that Wolflaw supercedes any State or Federal statute that I might base my case on.

[As Seen by Kelley on Bert Kouns]

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Midget Breakdancing…GO!

Posted March 9, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Blog News

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There are substantiated rumors that there is in fact a breakdancing little person being prominently featured during the waning moments of the evening at the new Fat Daddy’s bar on the Boardwalk.  Your mission, oh ASIS readership, if you choose to accept it, is to get me video of this, pronto.  asseeninshreveport@gmail.com.  Make it happen.  The world, and more importantly the people of Shreveport, must not be deprived of greatness on this level any longer.

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One Stop Shopping

Posted March 9, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: DMV, Signage

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Finally a place that can take care of all my flavored ice and legal document certification needs.

[As Seen by Mike at the DMV]

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ASIS Readers, Hear My Cry

Posted March 8, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Blog News

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I have an assignment for you o’ frequenter of ASIS.  Its come to my attention through no research beyond individual contemplation by yours truly, that you all need more Bunkie Perkins in your life beyond the photos of ridiculous looking Donks and the occasional joke about Bossier smelling like an ashtray.So I’ve taken it upon my self to push…myself, to be a contributor to SB Magazine.  Photos of debutante balls and profiles on Shreveport’s hottest singles has got to be getting stale…No worries, SB, Bunkie has got the cure for what ails ya. 

So contact SB Magazine at  mike@sbmag.net and let them know that you want Bunkie Perkins released upon the masses, for better, but probably worse.

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In Shreveport, We Will Totally AutoTune Your Baby

Posted March 8, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Ghetto Fabulous, WTF

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Caution: Listening to this video for more than a few seconds may prompt you to kill…or at least buy reasonably priced shoes.

[As Seen on MySpace by Jillianne]

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The Force is Strong With This One

Posted March 5, 2010 by Bunkie Perkins
Categories: Airline, Wal Mart

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I wonder who is feeding his pet snake and/or tarantula when he is out driving around.

[As Seen at WalMart on  Airline by Stephen and Todd]

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