There are substantiated rumors that there is in fact a breakdancing little person being prominently featured during the waning moments of the evening at the new Fat Daddy’s bar on the Boardwalk. Your mission, oh ASIS readership, if you choose to accept it, is to get me video of this, pronto. asseeninshreveport@gmail.com. Make it happen. The world, and more importantly the people of Shreveport, must not be deprived of greatness on this level any longer.
Finally a place that can take care of all my flavored ice and legal document certification needs.
[As Seen by Mike at the DMV]
I have an assignment for you o’ frequenter of ASIS. Its come to my attention through no research beyond individual contemplation by yours truly, that you all need more Bunkie Perkins in your life beyond the photos of ridiculous looking Donks and the occasional joke about Bossier smelling like an ashtray.So I’ve taken it upon my self to push…myself, to be a contributor to SB Magazine. Photos of debutante balls and profiles on Shreveport’s hottest singles has got to be getting stale…No worries, SB, Bunkie has got the cure for what ails ya.
So contact SB Magazine at mike@sbmag.net and let them know that you want Bunkie Perkins released upon the masses, for better, but probably worse.
Caution: Listening to this video for more than a few seconds may prompt you to kill…or at least buy reasonably priced shoes.
[As Seen on MySpace by Jillianne]
I wonder who is feeding his pet snake and/or tarantula when he is out driving around.
[As Seen at WalMart on Airline by Stephen and Todd]
Bruce Lee campaign promise…to dish out justice one flying karate chop at a time.
[As Seen on South Lakeshore by David and Nate]
I made my usual appearance on SuperSport 930 in Jackson, Mississippi and the usual topic of sports and what not took a turn toward the Port City, more specifically the revelation that there is now a direct flight from Shreveport to the homemade fudge capitol of the world, Branson, Missouri. Hilarity ensued.
When you are all frothed up with rage against the establishment, who has time to check the spelling.
[As Seen on Jewella by Pirate]
Finally, a theme song for ASIS…brought to you through the interpretive musical stylings of a middle aged man in a tank top riding around town in a rented Hummazine.
[As Seen on YoutTube by Maha]
Nothing is going to boost your tattoo studio’s street cred like advertising on a sensible family station wagon. Parking in front of the Hobby Lobby probably doesn’t help much though.
[As Seen at Hobby Lobby on E. 70th by Brandi]
